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Poking things that aren't meant to be poken- the American dream....

Created on 2005-08-22 13:25:36 (#8089373), last updated 2005-11-15

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Name:Oneesan
Birthdate:12-09
Location:Okinawa, Japan
Website:XANGA!
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Just then, a bigheaded baby went flying across the room and its big o' head caught Milk-chan in the rear. With no time to scream, they went through the wall, which for some reason was made of cardboard.

As they crashed through the cardboard wall, they entered the kitchen of the Waffle House. It was warm air around them, the room was filling with steam. Lime fell to the floor, the BLACK AND WHITE kitchen
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Just then, a bigheaded baby went flying across the room and its big o' head caught Milk-chan in the rear. With no time to scream, they went through the wall, which for some reason was made of cardboard.

As they crashed through the cardboard wall, they entered the kitchen of the Waffle House. It was warm air around them, the room was filling with steam. Lime fell to the floor, the BLACK AND WHITE kitchen <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=tile%20floor" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=tile%20floor" onmouseover="window.status='tile floor'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">tile floor</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">tile floor</a>, hitting his face.

"Damn you, Mop 'N' Glow!" he screamed, lifting his face off the ground.

The big headed baby flew across the kitchen and hit it's pecuilar head in the CEMENT wall.

"Why did you crash through the wall?" Milk-chan questioned Lime as he tried to lift his entire body off the floor. "I was the one who was hit with that demon of a large head, not YOU!"

"I-I don't know!" Lime answered. "I just wanted to go along with it... I felt left out..... Wait, where's Mrs. Butterworth?"

"There she is!' screeched Milk-chan, pointing to the other side of the kitchen. The transparent figure of Mrs. Butterworth was very slowly gliding toward them, her eyes and mouth wide open. Dark <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=red%20curtains" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=red%20curtains" onmouseover="window.status='red curtains'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">red curtains</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">red curtains</a> suddenly surrounded them and it grew dark and it smlelled like PIG! Lime and Milk-chan suddenly started cheerfully dancing for no apparent reason, even though they were considerably terrified.

"Oh no!" Lime yelped as he did the monkey, "I think you've angered Mrs. Butterworth! She's arised from <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=maple%20syrup" onmouseover="window.status='<a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=maple%20syrup" onmouseover="window.status='maple syrup'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">maple syrup</a>'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">maple syrup</a> hell to do her evil bidding!"

"What do you think she'll do?" Milk-chan asked, doing the electric slide- but she wasn't very good at it.

Suddenly, Elvis, the kind of American old time ROCK came out of nowhere and started doing the funky chicken. Then Lime and Milk-chan fell through a dark hole that was in his pants, in an unseemly place. They were falling and falling and falling until suddenly they landed in a pool of radishes.

"What is this crap!?" Milk-chan yelled to Lime.

Lime didn't take to long to find out that they were radishes.

"They're radishes," he answered.

"Yuck!" Milk-chan started flailing her small arms in the air. "I hate radishes!"
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battle royale, being happy uncontrollably, cheese, clapping my hands insanely, dancing, doing this, frappuccinos, getting off topic, inuyasha, japanese speaking mexicans, klaha, laughing like a goblin, lesbians!, malice mizer, mana, my mana cross, my worm lunchbox, penguins, puki!, rambo, remembering things, run around naked!, singing happy songs, stalking, throwing bologna, waffles, whale penis, willy wonka

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